The TSA (http://www.tsa.gov/evolution/innovation.shtm) recently revealed its "innovative" plan to revamp airport security. From a cursory glance, it looks like a cross between the DMV and a slaughterhouse. A detailed read of the site confirms it :)
Now you'll be able to listen to soothing music (because we don't have enough of that on the plane to begin with, right?) as you wait in line to get frisked by friendly-cop, read officer profiles, and get your privates publicized in a giant vacuum tube.
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