Goldilocks and the Three Light Bulbs

For all you brainiacs out there, heres a good one:

There is a room with a single light bulb inside of it. The door is completely sealed off and you are on the outside. The outer wall of this room has three light switches. Only one of them switches the light bulb on.

Your challenge is to identify which light bulb it is. You can fiddle with the switches for as long as you want uptil the time you want to open the door. When you open the door and step inside, only one of the switches can be on and you NEED to identify which switch is the real one.

PS: You don't lose if you walk in with a switch on and that isn't the one. You just need to be able to tell which button switches on the light bulb.


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ANSWER: Turn on switch #1 and wait half an hour. Switch it off and switch on #2 and immediately enter. If it is #2, you shall see the lightbulb on. If not, its either #1 or #3. To determine that, touch the light bulb. If its warm, it will be #1. If cold, #3.

*Blink*

Fun with Math

Take any number between 10 and 99. Go ahead...take it. Now, add the two digits together. For example, if your "randomly" selected number just happens to be 69, add 6 and 9. Now subtract the total, i.e. 15 from 69. You'll ALWAYS end up with a multiple of 9.

69 -> 6+9 = 15 -> 69-15 = 54

I think I just blew my own mind.

"We do not have any Branch at any where"

This is a flyer from a restaurant just across the street from me. Apparently, they don't exist. Click for a full view.

Fun with Google Images #2

So I google-imaged "Awesome" and I found this. Not very awesome.

Pot-ygamy or Twice Baked: This post gets two headings

So heres the scoop: Some genius from WSU got arrested TWICE in the same night for smoking marijuana.

What he lacks for in wit, he makes up for in sheer persistence. Fell from stupid tree, hit every branch on the way down, etc, you get the idea.

"Pullman police said a WSU student was arrested twice the same night for smoking marijuana. The 20-year-old was arrested Tuesday night with two other men for smoking in a parking lot, police said. They were cited, fingerprinted and released shortly after midnight.

Less than two hours later, an officer saw three men passing around a pipe in a pickup truck and arrested the student again and the two others for possessing marijuana."

Source: AP

Boomerang Comes Back- After 25 years.

This isn't as interesting as it is ironic. But..



"Boomerangs really do come back _ even after 25 years. Officials in an Australian Outback town were surprised when a boomerang arrived in the post. Along with it was a note from a guilt-ridden American who said he stole it years earlier from a museum in the mining town of Mount Isa, and now felt rotten about it.

"I removed this back in 1983 when I was younger and dumber," said the note, according to Mount Isa Mayor Ron McCullough. "It was the wrong thing to do, I'm sorry, and I'm going to send it back," said the note."

AP

"Hey Baby"

Aoow,

This is a basic "inside joke" post/ shout-out for one of my homies. Qudsia, if you are reading this, i am effing surprised :P

PS: Gimme back my DVD's, you mofo!

http://dawn.com/weekly/dmag/dmag2.htm

"Qudsia Bhatty, the voice behind Dial 89, is one of the most popular RJs in Pakistan. And she’s earned every decibel of her popularity."

Hypno

http://www.hypnoteis.nl/

Been a while since I've seen work this good.

Font Leach

This is probably my favorite site for free fonts. Ever.

www.fontleech.com

Fun with Google Images #1

Don't ask me why but I was google-imaging "sex offender" and this picture popped up. Wtf?

Say WHA?

So check this out- Wachovia (say wha!) Bank in Washington D.C was recently robbed of a $ 100,000. What makes this fact awesome is that the crime was reported 11 hours after the incident took place.
















Apparently "It took officials at a Washington Wachovia branch 11 hours to realize they'd been robbed after a guy dressed as a Brinks security employee fooled the bank into giving him $100,000 in cash, says WBAL.

WBAL says that the fake driver showed up about an hour before the real one did. When the actual Brinks guy showed up, he was told that another driver had already picked up the sack of cash. Rather than immediately report this suspicious activity to his company, he waited until he was back at the office.

By the time the bank called the police, 11 hours had gone by."

http://consumerist.com/344096/wachovia-hands-100000-to-fake-armored-car-driver

In retrospect..

Before this season started, I had a list of people I thought would have relevant fantasy value this season. The ones in bold were people I thought were surefire hits and would do really well. They were:

- Trevor Ariza

- Luis Scola

- Paul Millsap

- Amir Johnson

- Jason Maxiell

- Reggie Evans

- Ike Diogu

- Nate Collison

- Juan Navarro

- Marco Belenelli

- Martell Webster

- Andrey Blatche

- Ronnie Brewer (Jazz)

- Louis Williams (Philly)

- Andris Beidrins

- Kelenna Azibuike

- Nenad Krstic

- Boston Nachbar (contract year)

- Lamarcus Aldridge

- Al Thornton

- Al Horford

- Francisco Garcia

With the exception of Diogu, Boki and Ariza everyone else has panned out so far. Oh wait, there was a huge colossal disappointment called Marco (Polo) Belenelli. I was sure Nelly would make him camp out on the perimeter to rain 3's down at will. But oh well, maybe next year.

No Kidding

Jason Kidd is laughing because:
a) He's getting his triple-doubles regardless of how sucktastic his team is.
b) Pavlovic is gonna get bitch blocked by Sean Williams.
c) He just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Steven Says....

Here are some quotes from Steven Seagal's IMDb bio. Pretty hilarious stuff.

"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

"He and Jackie Chan are friends and Chan offered him the role of the villain in Rush Hour 3 (2007), but Seagal turned it down."


http://former.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/bio

Your Ears. Under Siege.

Holy Salami Nipples! Seagal has an album- its like one of those things you always hear but figure its too ridiculous to be true. Well, its true. And ridiculous.

"Under"dog

"His shorts are long not." Borat

The Lakers decide to go old-school and wear these thong-lets in an attempt to honor Jerry West. Jesus Christ.

Ooga chaaka ooga cha

I’m never having kids of my own, but if I do, I have the perfect plan for them.

If they consistently misbehave, I won’t punish them. Nopes, not me. I’ll just mess with their heads. I'll sit them down and tell them in a very solemn voice that they were adopted and that their real parents were criminals who have now been executed. For cannibalism.

I'll let that sink in for a moment, then sigh and walk away.

Meow

So I was at the airport recently, waiting for a friend of mine, and it struck me - Is it just me or is the part where you walk out of the arrivals terminal like a giant catwalk? People pretty much walk out one after the other down a long path while a ton of random people just stare at them. Next time I come back from a flight, I’m going to strut a little- give the crowd a show, maybe high five a few people and pretend to sign autographs.

Or better yet: I’ll walk all the way to the front, pause, turn around and then head back into the airport only to reappear moments later with a different set of clothes on.

Different bases, similar faces #1

Is it me or does Udonis Haslem look like Samuel L. Jackson?

Gori Gori

Laydeez only. Man are not welcum.

The Shrug

Scholars maintain that this exercise, in its original form, was invented by us Pakistanis.

New Year's Resolution #1

To use any means necessary and procure the following item. Without it, life is futile.

Hips don't lie

Overwhelming proof that Irfan Pathan is, in fact, Irfan Pathan.